Introduction
Greetings, and welcome to Cockwheel. Struggling on a masterpiece to watch? I have you covered. Behold, my friendgroup's greatest creation! Created late one night by a bunch of dorks with a long watchlist, we devised a game of chance to choose our shows.
How To Play
Roll two dice. The number you get is how many times to spin the wheel. If you land on a space with two titles, flip a coin, or choose whichever you have available.
Some spaces have strange effects:
- BOMB: Reroll; throw dice again and spin accordingly.
- james bond sr: Reroll
- walmartians: Reroll
- activate the big mouth billy bass: Press the button on the singing fish. Reroll.
- sit through the entire video for "toxic" by britney spears: Exactly what it says on the tin. Reroll afterwards.
Some are normal, just marked with incomprehensible injokes:
- Meatwad (you shouldn't be watching that at your age): Aqua Teen Hunger Force
- the most FUCKED UP show: Drawn Together
- timmy torner: Fairly Oddparents